Episode: 19 From Spray Paint to Sex with Cars - Kink or Urban Legend
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Ever heard about someone getting it on with a bridge? Or the old “gerbil up the butt” story that refuses to die on the internet? At Not Safe For Brunch, we like to explore the edges of what people are into—without judgment, but always with curiosity.
In one of our most unpredictable and hilarious episodes yet, we played a little game of Kink or Urban Legend to separate the legit from the legendary. And wow, did we uncover some wild truths.
Here’s a peek at what we learned—buckle up.
🛻 Objectophilia: Falling in Love with a… Bridge?
Yep, this one’s real. Objectophilia is a documented kink where people form emotional and even romantic connections with inanimate objects. There’s even a woman who famously married the Eiffel Tower.
Is it common? No. But it’s real—and as long as everyone (or every thing?) involved is safe, we say live your truth.
🐹 The Infamous Gerbil Story
This one has floated around for decades and always seems to involve a certain 90s heartthrob. Spoiler: it’s an urban legend—but the idea behind it? Unfortunately, some people have experimented with small animals, and that is a whole different conversation involving cruelty, not kink.
Bottom line: leave the animals out of it. We have toys now. And yes, some even mimic the sensation people were allegedly chasing.
🎈Balloon Fetish (aka “Looners”)
It might sound like a party trick gone rogue, but balloon fetishes are a thing. There’s an entire community dedicated to inflating, bouncing on, and popping balloons for pleasure.
Not into it? Totally okay. But if you are? You’re not alone. This one’s a kink—confirmed.
(Side note: if you’re into this and want to share your story anonymously, we really want to hear from you. Seriously. We have questions.)
🦶Foot Fetish: The Gateway Kink
Foot fetishes are probably the most mainstream kink on this list. Whether it’s foot rubs, socks, shoes, or well-worn pantyhose—this one’s been around forever, and it’s widely accepted.
Bonus? If your partner’s into feet, you’ll never have to pay for another pedicure again.
🌪️ Symphorophilia: Arousal from Natural Disasters
Yes, this is a thing. Rare? Definitely. But it’s been documented—especially in the form of post-disaster adrenaline spikes that turn into sexual arousal. Some people even associate extreme events (like car accidents or hurricanes) with heightened intimacy or desire.
Psychological? For sure. Harmful? Depends on the context. But it’s not just a myth—this one’s real.
💨 Eproctophilia: Getting Turned On by Farts
You read that right. Some people are very into farting—hearing it, smelling it, being the one to do it. There’s even a market for selling farts in a jar (yes, seriously—and for real money).
We’ll admit, this one made us laugh the hardest. But again—consensual, legal, and not hurting anyone? You do you.
So, What’s the Takeaway?
Kinks are as varied and complex as the people who have them. What might make one person raise an eyebrow could be another person’s ultimate turn-on. And honestly? That’s okay.
As long as it’s consensual, legal, and safe—explore away. We’re here for the real stories, the curiosity, and the conversations most people are too nervous to have.
Have a kink you think would stump us? Or want to anonymously spill the tea on your own fetish experience? Slide into our DMs or email us at notsafeforbrunch@gmail.com. We won’t judge—but we will ask follow-up questions (because we’re nosy like that).
Until next time, stay curious, stay kinky (if that’s your thing), and keep brunching unapologetically.